View Full Version : Who's the cheapest bastard you know?

Caca Cabeza
07-01-2011, 05:28 PM
I have a friend who told his kids whenever an ice cream truck came along...


That is was the "music truck" so he wouldn't have to buy them ice cream. It worked until they could read. (he's from Arkansas so that was about 17)

Anyone else?

war dog
07-07-2011, 04:19 PM
Humm lets see …………..Do you know any other Skipper who buys his crews Tequila in 5gal plastic “Bee Hives”? and serves it in Dixie cups? ……Or who else do you know that drains every single full bottle of booze on a Swan 47 while sitting 100 ft away from a swim up bar in Las Hadas (sp)? ………yep you win you cheap bastard

08-23-2011, 07:47 AM
SA's web upgrade commitee??

08-23-2011, 08:04 AM
i told my kids it was the "music truck" as well. worked too, until grandma spoiled it.

"daddy! the music truck man gives you ice cream!"