Free Beer and Pizza!!

[war dog]

That’s right we will have FREE BEER!! And Pizza at our house in Castro Valley all weekend and everyone is welcome!!!!!












All you need to do is volunteer for a shift…………

A) Sat 0800 -1100 run a rotor tiller- Need to till an 46’x15’ area down 6” and add mulch

B) Sat 1200-?? Run a ditch witch digging 2’ trenches for a sprinkler system

C) Sun 0800-?? Install a sprinkler system/test system/fill ditches then add and level/roll top soil


Not only will you get the benefit of spending a day in the sun getting some exercise at not cost. You also get all the pizza and beer you want (as long as you say productive). As a special added incentive to volunteer for more than one shift any one who is still working at 1600 either day qualifies for Rum drinks!!!

[Buzz Light Beer]

No mention of a pool party, I have a new inflate-a-date I need to test for sea-worthyness.

Please advise.

[war dog]

A new inflate-a-date……………..That reminds me of an old Army running song from my Airborne days……


I got a doll with a little rubber head

I blow her up every night just before I go to bed

P-I-N-K-Y I say pinky is kinky and so am I

Reach around back turn the batteries on

Get a humping and a grinding all night long

P-I-N-K-Y I say pinky is kinky and so am I

She don’t talk back like most girls do

And she loves it every time when I get through

P-I-N-K-Y I say pinky is kinky and so am I ………………….



It can go on for miles but you get the idea!!

[hobot]

2' deep trenches for the sprinler system?

You worried about the freeze line or something?

[war dog]

Nope just wanted to get my $$ out of the rented Ditch Witch…….I think I ended up averaging about 18” so not bad.



BTW thanks for all of the help you lazy bastards

[EVK4]

I watched with great interest on Facebook if that helps any.

Nope just wanted to get my $$ out of the rented Ditch Witch…….I think I ended up averaging about 18” so not bad.



BTW thanks for all of the help you lazy bastards

[Photoboy]

Crap....

I missed it?

[war dog]

Another stupid bump ..... I'm going to be reworking the sprinklers next week......or sitting around drinking myself stupid...not sure right now...

[Honey Badger]

Stupid is as stupid does, but free beer and pizza? Nothing stupid about that!

When and where, comrade?